Oh No She Did'aint! >:(

It's happened. M has finally mentally combusted.

She's done the unthinkable.

She's....

Split up the Cool Pies.

It was heart wrenching.

Poor Coolbox was left in his same seat, watched as Star and Kai were dragged off to their new seats...ever seen Shrek 2? Well you know puss-in-boots? well, That's Coolbox looked like as we were disbanded.

Being dragged off, Star and Kai shouted protests of rage, saying "NO! He needs us! We need HIM!" As Kai was dropped down into her seat, she looked sadly over at Coolbox, and sensing his lost look, simply called out "I miss you, Coolbox" to which we did not expect a reply....but to the shock of everyone in the room, Coolbox called back,

"I miss you too Kai!"

We screamed at M for her cruelty, "Did you see that M?! He said he missed us! You're NEVER going to get emotion like that from him EVER again!"

But M would have none of it. She stayed firm with her decision...her decision of breaking up our Ohana (Flashback to Lilo & Stich).

I remember just repeating, "This is wrong."

We were sure all was lost...until fans of the Blog began harassing her in school. How great are you guys? We loves you <3

which is why we're asking you to help us! Think M is wrong? Think the Cool Pies HAVE to get back together?! (So DO WE!)

Find M in school some time this week-TRACK HER DOWN- and Yell at Her! proclaim your love for the Cool Pies! We need you.

Hopefully she will reunite us with enough persuation.

we don't know who pissed in M's cereal, but this seperation WILL NOT STAND.

-CompNerd

You Hair smells Like Cats

dan-dan-dan-dah! We're back! lol that was WAYY to overdramatic. so...........ever wonder what CoolBox's hair smells like? (Yea me neither). well apparently Kai did.

It all started with M reminding of us of those really stupid rules that were given out this morning. (You know, the ones everyone knew about but never actually followed).Coolbox was wearing his touque, and his hood over his touque, just sitting minding his own business. (The one we call the 'asking for it' position).

M yelled at Coolbox, "Coolbox! Hat! Off! now!" he groaned and grumbled at the stupidity of the rules, and hesitantly took off his hat and threw back his hood.

Peaked with interest, Kai decided to....well...fiddle with Coolbox's head. She literally just walked over (as M was leaving the room might I add) and started...grabbing and touching Coolbox's head. Being the one that sits beside Coolbox, I could hear his desperate cries for help, but M couldn't hear him :) Kai soon let Coolbox go, snagging his touque from the table, and bringing it with her to her seat.

Coolbox:"I feel so...touched" *Shivers in disgust*

Kai figured she'd sniff Coolbox's hat (I have NO IDEA why). and enthusiastically (I'm not sure weather from confusion or glee) called out "It smells like a cat!"

Coolbox looked at her oddly and argued "No. It smells like hair."

Kai: "No. It SMELLS like CAT."
Coolbox: "Hair."
Kai: "Cat"
Coolbox: "Well my cat smells like hair."
Kai: *thinks a moment* "You hair smells like cat."

-CompNerd

Kai= Hugs & Peeing

I know, i know, "OMG! A new post! so soon!" bite me web world. We're sittin in science class been bored and decided to update the blog. XD.

So we all know how lovable Kai is right? Well Coolbox certainly does. For you see, at least once a week, if her budget allows it, Kai pays CoolBox for the priviledge to hug him. You see, he's not a very friendly person so this act is a very rare thing indeed.

As per this week's deal, Kai initiated her first hug of the day with Coolbox, and, like usual, started squeezing the crap out of him and getting her money's worth.

To make the situation even MORE uncomfortable, Kai decided to whisper "I need to pee." which of course made Coolbox try to get away.

he could not.

As Coolbox tried to get away from Kai, being at risk of being peed on, He kept walking around the room, Kai's arms around his stomach yelling "NOT ON ME! DON'T GO PEE ON ME!" and started yelling for M to come help him.

But as you remember, she has given up on that task.

So Coolbox was out of luck and in trouble.

Incase you've never heard the term "Saved by the bell" now you have. Since the bell rang and Kai was eager to get out of the room she swiftly dropped Coolbox like a burnt cookie and ran outta the room.

never to look back at the poor, disturbed, Coolbox.

oh the pain we put him through,
-CompNerd

Ok, I'll stop lying now :(

So we (us, the Cool Pies) have come to the conclusion that we are...well..lazy. so the updates are pretty slow now-a-days. We're lookin at 1 per month (maybe two if your lucky ;P ).

BUTT we have the best story EVER.

So we're not exactly sure why, but Star has started bringing these....ahem, smutty, books to class (we think she's finally had 'the talk' XD ) . This is all fine and dandy, except she felt the need to share the books contents to Kai. Dangerous.

Kai stole "the book", and for the rest of the class, cackled away at the inappropriateness of the story.

Wondering what the hell she was giggling about, CoolBox managed to get hold of the darn thing. He sat back in his seat, his leg up on his desk non-chalantly, and began to read.

It took him all but 30 seconds to scream out in disgust "WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?!"

Kai, Star and I burst out into histarics. Mocking him of his inability to read the dreadful literature. He went back to reading, despite is traumatic realization, and with a look of earnest, he flipped to the front of the book, said a quick "What the hell?" and again, continued reading.

He flipped through the pages, rather quickly, just skimming the content till he saw one word that has always made him cringe. let's just say it's another name for a rooster.

He screamed out in objection, "They are NOT ALLOWED to put THAT in a book! that's BULLSHIT!" and once again, sent me, Star and Kai off.

Willing to give it one more try, Coolbox began to read once more, and after a moment, he flipped past three pages, sighing in frustration. He eventually through the book down looked accusingly at Star and with an inspired wave of his hand exclaimed, "when do they get to it?! I mean seriously? I FLIPPED THROUGH 3 PAGES OF THEM UNZIPPING THINGS!!"

We all laughed one last time and M finally came over. She took the book, worried about CoolBox, and read what had disturbed him so.

Let's just say she put the book back down a few secs later, and just walked away. Shaking her head i might add. I'm pretty sure she's given up on saving CoolBox. He's one of ours now.

Smell yea later.

-CompNerd

We are unfaithful...:(

We are oh so sorry fear readers, for we've been unfaithful. We've been cheating on the blog with.....dare we say it...LIFE. Yes, us, the losers, the Cool Pies were busy having lives. I know this is compeltely unbelievable but tis true.

But that doesn't mean we don't have some info just waiting to be added. CoolBox

we're currently wasting our time in the comp. lab searching for info on medieval art (which I might add is impossible). Apparently those museum people find paintings to be the only valuable medieval art :S

As you know, Halloween has come and gone. But that doesn't keep Star from showing her face in class (jk :P). We have a pretty messed up kid in our class...his name rhymes with...bike. He made a box, and wore it near his groin (making his package. haha get it? yea we didn't think it was so funny either). Well basically half way through class his 'package' broke and, with a cry that rivaled that of Chris Crocker, he lamented "I'm going to kill myself!" Should

Only to have our teacher, M, tell him to "Get on with it already so we can have some peace and quiet!".

Let's just say some of us were in shock Go

A few weeks ago, we began the god awful assignment of print making. Seriously it' the devil's art. You have about a 10% chance of getting a good print when it goes through the press machine. total bull.

Well anyways, we WILL have more to come soon (*cough* Star *cough*). Die

Stay in tough for more highlights...a forget it just come back if your bored.

-CompNerd

We know, we know...

Hello all. Yes, yes, we KNOW it's been FOREVER since our last post (keep it in your pants! god we're back!).

So this past week has been crazy.

It basically started with me, CompNerd, coming up with the retarded urge to draw a portrait of Sterling Knight. If you don't know who he is, well surge on google....you'll be displeased with what you see. A point that Kai and Star had absolutely no problem pointing out! I get it guys! you think he's a girl! Even M, our teacher asked his gender and my dad? well, he kinda asked if it was a pic of Ellen Degeneres. ouch.

So while slaving away on this portrait (that I believe turned out pretty damn good), and Kai was gone to a Mariana's Trench concert (bitch), Star and I began talking about death, the after life etc; We basically came to the conclusion that if we ever died and we both -somehow-made it to heaven, that I'de pray her up. it's like calling.

Then of coarse, Coolbox finally spoke up after like a 3 days of silence. He began to talk about his musical life (no seriously, his MUSICAL life). He talked about how he had listened to rap, then expanded his range to other bands etc; and Kai, being Kai, proclaimed that Coolbox had been a 6th grade emo kid. To which Coolbox agreed. That's basically the summed up conversation, but I'm pretty sure at some point 'stripper music' had been mentioned O.o but that coulda just been Kai telling us about her weekend. X

So, as I am sure everyone who is reading this blog knows, swine flu, *ahem* 'H1N1' has moved into our area. And along with it some seriously sick jokes. Not funny guys. NOT. FREAKIN. FUNNY. Actually, I'm wrong, some of them totally are. But back to serious. Apparently there are at least 3 reported cases in our town.......20 in total to both town and area. (I don't keep track k?)

So basically we're saying by the time one of us gets around to posting again, one of us could have the swine. Bet it'll be Coolbox.

anyways, Ta-ta for now!
-CompNerd

Mmm. Sexual noises.

Heylolsupguys?

Hope everyone had a good long weekend stuffed with turkey and..stuff.ing. ;D
Unless you're American..which I doubt.

Today was a pretty good art class. Mind you, someone put on this REALLY gay song with the longest effin guitar solo on this PLANET.
Like, maybe if it was GOOD it would be fine, but no. it was shit.
Me and Kai were ready to bash our heads in, so she went to change it.
Bah!
Coulda killed someone.

As a project, we gotta make these posters, about a bad subject of the world kinda thing. I chose molestation. So I was all excited to get started and was like "I get to do molestation today!"
And CompNerd was like "o___O Glad you're sitting beside Kai and not me."
Lolol. Like I would molest KAI..I mean really. Have you seen her? xD
JKJKJKLOLOL.

And THEN me and Kai started a game. Cause Coolbox spent the WHOLE class playing games and listening to music, and sometimes he would say stuff. So we pretended he was having SEX while saying that stuff.
"OH."
"DAMNIT."
"I MISSED IT."
"SHIT, I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH." Ect ect..
And we laughed out friggen ARSES off.
Then we got to talkin bout how loud we are in bed...

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES....

-Star