Ok, I'll stop lying now :(

So we (us, the Cool Pies) have come to the conclusion that we are...well..lazy. so the updates are pretty slow now-a-days. We're lookin at 1 per month (maybe two if your lucky ;P ).

BUTT we have the best story EVER.

So we're not exactly sure why, but Star has started bringing these....ahem, smutty, books to class (we think she's finally had 'the talk' XD ) . This is all fine and dandy, except she felt the need to share the books contents to Kai. Dangerous.

Kai stole "the book", and for the rest of the class, cackled away at the inappropriateness of the story.

Wondering what the hell she was giggling about, CoolBox managed to get hold of the darn thing. He sat back in his seat, his leg up on his desk non-chalantly, and began to read.

It took him all but 30 seconds to scream out in disgust "WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?!"

Kai, Star and I burst out into histarics. Mocking him of his inability to read the dreadful literature. He went back to reading, despite is traumatic realization, and with a look of earnest, he flipped to the front of the book, said a quick "What the hell?" and again, continued reading.

He flipped through the pages, rather quickly, just skimming the content till he saw one word that has always made him cringe. let's just say it's another name for a rooster.

He screamed out in objection, "They are NOT ALLOWED to put THAT in a book! that's BULLSHIT!" and once again, sent me, Star and Kai off.

Willing to give it one more try, Coolbox began to read once more, and after a moment, he flipped past three pages, sighing in frustration. He eventually through the book down looked accusingly at Star and with an inspired wave of his hand exclaimed, "when do they get to it?! I mean seriously? I FLIPPED THROUGH 3 PAGES OF THEM UNZIPPING THINGS!!"

We all laughed one last time and M finally came over. She took the book, worried about CoolBox, and read what had disturbed him so.

Let's just say she put the book back down a few secs later, and just walked away. Shaking her head i might add. I'm pretty sure she's given up on saving CoolBox. He's one of ours now.

Smell yea later.

-CompNerd