Drop to the Dead to the Gorgeous babe.

So. Sososo.
These, my dear ladies and gents.
Are... Things.
No idea what to call them. Love 'em and enjoy.



-Kai



Name: Star
Sex: Yes please.
Eye color: Beautiful.
Hands: So soft it's retarded.
Status: Alive
Other status: Dating Mogeli
Background: Long story. She's messed up.
Location: Under your bed
Age: 15
Nicknames: Bertha, Wifey




Name: CompNerd
Sex: o:!
Eye color: She doesn't have eyes.
Hands: Not like Star's.
Status: Dead on the inside
Other status: Stalker
Background: LOOK AT HER NAME. lol.
Location: Eating dinner.
Age: 15
Nicknames: Nerd, Stupid.




Name: Kai.
Sex: So good, your head will explode.
Eye color: Bloodshot
Hands: Pale
Status: Dead on the outside
Other status: Dating a guy who thinks he's black.
Background: "I like the dark."
Location: Under a rock.
Age: 15
Nicknames: Helga, Wifey




Name: Coolbox
Sex: He wouldn't know what to do with it.
Eye color: ...
Hands: Manly
Status: Unknown
Other status: Alone forever
Background: He used to live in a birdcage!
Location: Unkown
Age: 15
Nicknames: The fridge guy, Mr. Boner head.



Okay. So. For anyone who can't figure it out from here. All hope is lost for you.
Just stop trying.
OBVIOUSLY. None of it is legit info.
Also. Mr. Coolbox MOST LIKELY won't be making any posts. If he does, I'll be kinda freaked out to be honest.
This is all you really need to know right now.
Have fun with it.


-Kai the Guy